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"The cops were on to him"

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Sorry, I'm already spoken for.

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

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Pubertry

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'