Puppet Appreciator Pillows

"And I take it that 'Mister Jolly' is a puppeteer by profession?"

A Puppet Named Juan

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Stubborn Horse

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"Oh, Him? That's our IT guy."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"She said don't forget the straw."