Pup Socialization Advocate Gifts

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Four Star Meal

What they're thinking.

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"And she smells great!"

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"OK, ten minute break. Stretch your legs, lap some water, nibble some chow..."

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

"My muzzle helps me play with friends without my teeth spoiling the fun."

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

'I think he's got a girlfriend. He's starting to brush his teeth.'

Happy Pup Obedience School: Children Accepted

"God, they're needy."

"I remember a time when not everything was about the puppies."

"Alright then,stay there- I WILL be obeyed!"

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

'Trust me kid: You never really know if you have a good master until you stop being cute...'