Pup Socialization Advocate Gifts

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Four Star Meal

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

What they're thinking.

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"And she smells great!"

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"OK, ten minute break. Stretch your legs, lap some water, nibble some chow..."

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

"My muzzle helps me play with friends without my teeth spoiling the fun."

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

"Can I carry your ipad for you Cindy?"

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

"I remember a time when not everything was about the puppies."

'I think he's got a girlfriend. He's starting to brush his teeth.'

Happy Pup Obedience School: Children Accepted

"God, they're needy."

'Ralph swears this dog eats better than he does.'

'Trust me kid: You never really know if you have a good master until you stop being cute...'