Puppy Socializer Gifts

Happy Pup Obedience School: Children Accepted

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Quiz Night...

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

'Trouble is, he rubbed my nose in it'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

The Devil's advocaat.

Getting old...

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

What they're thinking.

'Does my tail make me look fat?'

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

"This one looks promising... likes sushi, long winter nights and chilling out in large groups."

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'