Dog Park Socializer Gifts

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

Dog Teenagers

"He's into binge fetching."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

'I'm in the lead!'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'We double-dog dare you.'

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."