Dog Park Socializer Pillows

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dog Park

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

Male dog taking a toilet break.

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

Dog Teenagers

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"He's into binge fetching."

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

Dog Park. Ernie, let me help you navigate the dog park safely. Thanks. Never ask the dalmatian if you can play "Connect the Dots." Don't discuss international politics with the Siberian Husky, or make jokes around the Greyhound. The Saint Bernard does not find it funny if you ask for his blessing. And most importantly, unless you schedule is clear for a week ... yeah? Don't say "yes" when the Lab asks you to play with that ball with him!

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'I'm in the lead!'

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

'We double-dog dare you.'