Socializing Pups Gifts

"He's a little shy around other dogs."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Pavlov's Puppy

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

How paper training can affect puppies...

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"I think I'm a big dog."

Descartes' dog.

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

"This is the 'pet project' I was telling you about."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

"Don't worry, he won't hurt you intentionally."

"My muzzle helps me play with friends without my teeth spoiling the fun."

"Hey - you smell cute!. . ."

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

'Go on boy, fetch the stick...!'