Pup Pub Patron Gifts

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Beer Stall

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

The Reaper's Arms

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Infinity Tavern

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Surreal ale

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'The Saxon King' pub

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

To-Let Town Centre Map

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."