Pup Pub Patron Pillows

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Beer Stall

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

The Reaper's Arms

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Surreal ale

'The Saxon King' pub

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

To-Let Town Centre Map

The Reaper's Arms