Pup Pub-goer Pillows

A stronger drink

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Beers

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Fashion Week"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I see a couch."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Over-reaction Man.

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"I love people-watching."

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

REAL ALE for one pint only

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'