Pup Pub-goer Gifts

A stronger drink

Beers

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Fashion Week"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"I see a couch."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Over-reaction Man.

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

'I brew it myself.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"I love people-watching."

REAL ALE for one pint only

'I'm not in if that's my best friend.'

'A shared sense of humour is vital for a happy relationship... As I discovered the day my wife stopped laughing.'