Local Pub Patron Gifts

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beer Stall

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Men's fragrances...

The Reaper's Arms

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Surreal ale

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

Infinity Tavern

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'The Saxon King' pub

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."