Punting Paddle Pro Gifts

Boating Reflection

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Self Raising Flour

Tee for Two!

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"We should have taken a eweber."

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

His Other Shtick

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

Golf

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'