Punting Paddle Pro Prints

Boating Reflection

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Tee for Two!

Self Raising Flour

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"We should have taken a eweber."

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

Golf

His Other Shtick

Welcome to Fairway...The town with 536 holes of golf!

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Would it be alright if I just did a little putting?'

Rory McIlroy

"We can patch 'em, but you'd have to settle for half-decent intentions."