Punting History Buff Gifts

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Caesar salad?'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Bake-a-thon.

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Self Raising Flour

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Making Christmas Pudding.

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"It's a dessert island...!"

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

Banana Split

"We should have taken a eweber."

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Coronation Civil Rights

Huge Christmas Pudding

Blue Tit Bank.