Punting History Buff T-Shirts

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Caesar salad?'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Self Raising Flour

Bake-a-thon.

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Making Christmas Pudding.

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

"We should have taken a eweber."

"It's a dessert island...!"

Banana Split

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

Blue Tit Bank.

Coronation Civil Rights