Punishment Humor Enthusiasts Pillows

'Does this mean you're grounded?'

"Talk nerdy to me."

baby sweetcorn...

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Puss in cement boots"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

A Club Sandwitch.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Tequila Mockingbird

Stop and Birch

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Plum jam...

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Hair spray"

The best goalie in the world!

"Caption contest"

Yakety-Yak

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

Buck Naked

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'