Punishment Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'Does this mean you're grounded?'

"Talk nerdy to me."

baby sweetcorn...

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"Puss in cement boots"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

A Club Sandwitch.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Tequila Mockingbird

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Plum jam...

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Stop and Birch

"My guess it's guacamole."

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

"Hair spray"

"Caption contest"

The best goalie in the world!

Yakety-Yak

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Krill, baby, krill."

Procrastinators Incorporated

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

How Romans give each other a high five...

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."