Punishment Parody Lover Pillows

'If you think he's bad, just wait till they send in the social workers.'

'Mother thought you'd like some fruit!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

'Even More Disciples'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

How to deliver a baby grand.

"See? No socialists."