Punishment Pundit Pillows

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

Stop and Birch

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Torturing the English Language

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

The Jose Padilla Experience

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

Honest Boris

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing