Pun Pundit Pillows

Scrabble player spells out aaaaaahh as he has heart attack.

'The Secret is to write what you know.'

Literary Dogs.

"Yeah, yeah, enough about that Covid and Ukraine stuff. Here's what's REALLY important; the proper use of 'gone' and 'went'."

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'

Irish chickens!

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

"On this bill for my transplant you've misspelled hair."

"Naw, that's not a Palomino. . . that's a palindrome horse!"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

CEO du Jour

Difference of Opinion

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Where does it all end up?

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Obama Healthcare.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.