Punctuality Pixie Gifts

A delay of train drivers

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Deadlines, Inc.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"How about fashionably never?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.