Punctuality Pixie Mugs

A delay of train drivers

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

Time Clock

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"You're late."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Sorry I'm late.'

"How about fashionably never?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

Internal Clocks.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'