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Punch Card Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a punch card collector? Explore creative and witty products that capture the fun and dedication of this unique interest. Whether they’re reminiscing about good old punch cards or just love collecting, our selection offers playful and charming items to surprise and delight.
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
Thank you bubbles
'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'
"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.
"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."
Santa called but you were out!
Philosopher trading cards.
The Card Flinger
Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!
Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.
'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'
"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"
Card shark
Red Card - Gold Card.
'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'
"You have such beautiful eyes."
Business people buying greeting cards.
"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."
"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."
Never date a medical illustrator.
Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!
'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'
"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."
Greeting Cards
"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"
'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'
'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'
Husband / Wife / On The Side
'Occassional cards'
Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"
Who Typexed out the grass?
'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'
Over the Hill Birthday Cards
'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'
Punch Card Collector Gifts Collection
Punch Card Collector Mugs
Discover more punch card collector mugs packed with humor and charm — perfect for adding a quirky touch to their morning routine.
Punch Card Collector Pillows
Check out our punch card-themed pillows for a cozy way to showcase their collection passion at home.
Punch Card Collector Prints
Explore our punch card artwork prints to add a creative and humorous touch to their personal space.
Punch Card Collector T-Shirts
Browse our punch card collector t-shirts to find playful and stylish options that let them wear their hobby with pride.