Scratchcard Collector Gifts

Inserts

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

I love Museum Shops

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Wish you were steer!

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Postcards from Heaven...

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

Never date a medical illustrator.

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

Greeting Cards

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'