Scratchcard Collector Pillows

Inserts

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

I love Museum Shops

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Wish you were steer!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

"Have you been scratching this?"

Postcards from Heaven...

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

'You know how you can never be bothered to read Tim and Sue's postcards?'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"