Scratch Cards Pillows

'I'm hoping it will help with my 'scratch card elbow'.'

'Oh yeh, Trev's still trying to scratch a living.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Worm Bed

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"The dollar held its value today against the yen, the euro, the peso, the comic book and the baseball card."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Happy Valentine's Day

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Magicians monkey.

'I think I'll raise.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Valentines for Things

Cheese Call Center

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Invent Sales Day

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."