Scratch Card Strategist Gifts

'Oh yeh, Trev's still trying to scratch a living.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Funky Facts: Football.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"But it did take hard work to get my A, B, C and D in that order down the card."

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"Have you been scratching this?"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Solitaire card shark.

Otto von Bismarck

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Golf Score Reducer

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'I don't really believe in Santa Claus anymore, but I don't want to disillusion my parents.'

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

"Don't fold, McFly! He's bluffing. You know he's got a crappy hand!"

"I'm pretty sure the word you've used to describe the new Scrabble isn't allowed."

"I won't know if it's a vacation till I see if they accept my miles."

My favorite tea: Hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments.

"You know, your poker face is useless if you keep wagging your tail."

"No!"

Couple with a scratch card - 'Wow! We haven't won a free holiday...'