Collecting Scratch Cards Gifts

"Have you been scratching this?"

"It appears to be an instant lottery ticket. Try not to scratch it."

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Never date a medical illustrator.

Greeting Cards

'Occassional cards'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

'Our flight will be delayed a little long, but in the mean time the flight attendants will be offering post cards to send to your friends and family members.'

The entire family

"You trained him to fetch your slippers. I trained him to fetch your credit cards."