Punch Card Collector Pillows

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Santa called but you were out!

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Never date a medical illustrator.

'Occassional cards'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Fertility Clinic - "Who wants to be mother?"

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

"You should have said you only wanted a trim. . . I'd have sent you to the barber next door."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Greeting Cards

Who Typexed out the grass?

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'