Card Game Collector Pillows

Crap! Get out of anything free. This card may be used by family and friends.

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Peel poker.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Thank you bubbles

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Cheating Death.

"Stag poker"

"Better luck next time, kid."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Playing cards.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !