Collecting Card Games Pillows

Slap jack

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Little league world series of poker.

'How about a game of cards?'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Thank you bubbles

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Cheating Death.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Stag poker"

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Playing cards.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,