Pumpkin Lantern Lover Gifts

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Scary stuff

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"That's very offensive."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

People of the Fall

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Trick or treat?"

Flower lamp.

"We need to talk."

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Pumpkin Time!

Witch Bonfire

Year of the Rat

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Basic Instinct

Happy Halloween!