Pumpkin Lantern Lover Gifts

'Get out of here, before I have an ASBO served on you!'

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Scary stuff

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

"That's very offensive."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

People of the Fall

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Witch Bonfire

Year of the Rat

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

The beer idea.

Basic Instinct

"Trick or treat?"

Pumpkin Time!

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Flower lamp.

"I call it angle-poise"

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'