Puck Parent Gifts

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Canine Scentipede

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Pavlov's Puppy

Hockey Season.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Labrador Non-retriever

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

When is he coming home buddy?

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'