Puck Parent Gifts

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Love a Mutt

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog lover

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Bathing the dog

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Canine Scentipede

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Hockey Season.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Pavlov's Puppy

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Labrador Non-retriever

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

STRIP Hambone: 'He refuses to come in'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'