Publish Or Perish Thinker Gifts

For the scholarly and inquisitive minds pushing boundaries and publishing groundbreaking work, our 'publish or perish' themed gifts bring wit and inspiration to any academic or literary space. Perfect for academics, writers, or anyone passionate about continuous learning and idea-sharing. Illuminate their desk, or brighten their living space with a humorous touch that respects their dedication.

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"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..."

"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..." mockup

"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..."

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Playdough's The Republic

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"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..." mockup

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

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'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?' mockup

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

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"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study." mockup

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

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'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?' mockup

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

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Hamlet

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"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?" mockup

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

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'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?' mockup

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

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'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

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'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

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"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?" mockup

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

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A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

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A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

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Andre Gide.

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"Some Debussy, Igor."

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'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

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'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

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Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

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Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

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'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.' mockup

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

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The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door. mockup

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

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Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.' mockup

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

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Man milks a book.

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A rose is a rose is a rose

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"I don't know how this ends. . ." mockup

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

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"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it." mockup

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

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"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...." mockup

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

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"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch." mockup

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

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'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

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"I feel like we're finally making progress."

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"I feel like we're finally making progress."

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"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going." mockup

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

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"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers." mockup

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

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'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!' mockup

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

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"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!" mockup

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

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Anton Chekhov

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"If 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn' and no one reads it, does it make a sound?"

"If 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn' and no one reads it, does it make a sound?" mockup

"If 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn' and no one reads it, does it make a sound?"

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"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'" mockup

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

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"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'." mockup

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

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Publish Or Perish Thinker Gifts Collection

Publish Or Perish Thinker Mugs

Explore our range of 'publish or perish' mugs to keep their coffee mug as motivated as they are every morning.

Publish Or Perish Thinker Pillows

Snuggle into comfort with our 'publish or perish' pillows—ideal for cozying up during late-night study sessions or adding humor to any room.

Publish Or Perish Thinker Prints

Decorate their space with motivational 'publish or perish' prints—crafted to inspire and amuse every scholarly soul.

Publish Or Perish Thinker T-Shirts

Check out our witty 'publish or perish' T-shirts—perfect for academic days and making a statement on campus or at conferences.