Publish Or Perish Thinker T-Shirts

"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..."

Playdough's The Republic

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

Hamlet

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Andre Gide.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Man milks a book.

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

A rose is a rose is a rose

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Diversity Does Not Include Class

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

Anton Chekhov

"Health officials now confirm the proliferation of a new epidemic they're calling 'way too many memoirs being published.'"

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'