Publish Or Perish Warriors Gifts

How to get published

Second lifeReal life.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Your computer is not fully protected...

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

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Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

"It's the grisly story of the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a brilliant novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who..."

"And that's tonight's news. . . now for tonight's news rebuttal from Trump."

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

Rodin's Thinking Man.

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"

'Mum, when you've finished your full-time job, cleaned the house, sorted the laundry, made the meals and walked the dog could you sort out these bills for me?'

'How come your hard days at the office are harder than anyone else's hard days at the office.'

I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

'There goes the neigborhood.'

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

The Man on the Street vs. The Man on the Forum

'...Brad says he stuck a dime up his nose when he was 3 and he's betting us $50 that it's still in there.'

'I warned you to stay out of those flame wars!'

"Management recognizes that the industry has a responsibility to take steps to challenge climate change. . ."