Public Transport Punsters Gifts

'Well, I guess it's not worth waiting for the bus any longer...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"I gave on the E train."

Hamlet.

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

Fart. Le Poot.

Happy Hour 5-6, but don't read a lot into it.

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

Lawyer Xing

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

'You are being watched'

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

666 Hades Circle

Passengers in express carriage

Old Moore's Timetable

Railway porter and passenger.

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

'As a teleworker Colin enjoyed being reminded how terrible commuting used to be.'

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

Waiting and waiting and waiting room