Public Transport Prankster Gifts

Man poking the conductor off the back of an omnibus

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

One of the many benefits of getting older and farting a lot. You always get to sit alone in the bus.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard