Public Transport Punsters Pillows

'Well, I guess it's not worth waiting for the bus any longer...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"I gave on the E train."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Hamlet.

'Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over my music!'

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

'Sorry Jane, I can't make it home in time. The 10-o'clock liana is delayed.'

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"You love gloating, don't you?"

Lawyer Xing

Fart. Le Poot.

-I once dreamed about carrots and peas,and then bet on two horses the next day called carrots and peas. Guess who won? -Who? -An outsider called mixed vegetables.

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"I've told you - I refuse to pay those extortionate bus fares..!!"

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

'You are being watched'

666 Hades Circle

'As a teleworker Colin enjoyed being reminded how terrible commuting used to be.'

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Old Moore's Timetable

Railway porter and passenger.

Passengers in express carriage

Waiting and waiting and waiting room