Public Transit Punter Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the public transit enthusiast in your life? Our collection combines humor and creativity, featuring items that make light of daily commutes and transit adventures. From mugs to prints, find something that captures their love for buses, trains, and the humor that keeps their travels entertaining.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away." mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."

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Cake Free Zone

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"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again." mockup

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

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'Iguana know what time it is.'

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Dog Walker

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"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

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Planned service changes

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"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog." mockup

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

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'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.' mockup

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

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'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.' mockup

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

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Rodin's Tram Driver

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"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?" mockup

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

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'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.' mockup

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

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Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.." mockup

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

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Saloon Selectives

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'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.' mockup

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

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"He's a shiitake."

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"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?" mockup

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

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Communication on a bus

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Lawyer Xing

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"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied." mockup

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

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Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully. mockup

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

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Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise' mockup

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

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". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract." mockup

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

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'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.' mockup

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

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"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival." mockup

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

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'Do you think it takes 10p?'

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"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow." mockup

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

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Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?' mockup

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

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Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons mockup

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons

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Public Transit Punter Gifts Collection

Public Transit Punter Mugs

Explore our collection of witty transit pun mugs—perfect for making mornings more humorous for the public transport enthusiast.

Public Transit Punter Pillows

Browse our entertaining transit pun pillows—ideal for adding a humorous touch to any home or office space.

Public Transit Punter Prints

Discover vibrant prints with clever public transit puns—great for decorating a travel-loving or humor-enthusiast’s space.

Public Transit Punter T-Shirts

Check out our fun transit pun t-shirts, great for anyone who loves clever travel humor and comfortable style.