Public Transit Punter Mugs

"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."

Cake Free Zone

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Rodin's Tram Driver

"Hey, have you ever asked yourself why you need to cross the street before hurling yourself into traffic?"

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

Saloon Selectives

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"He's a shiitake."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Communication on a bus

Lawyer Xing

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

"Just so you know, if this elevator breaks down, I have no problem cannibalizing your body for my survival."

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Man asleep on a bus while a child colours in his tattoos with crayons