Public Relation Pillows

'Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'How fast can you hype?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"National security adviser"

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Target your message

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"