Government Relations Pillows

negotiating with the Treasury

The Other Plan

Farm subsidies come with strings.

Schengen

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Anti-Agent

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Nation-building never works."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You're fired."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'How fast can you hype?'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Trump pardons

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

Neo-International Law

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Putin and Zelensky

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe