Government Relations Pillows

negotiating with the Treasury

The Other Plan

Farm subsidies come with strings.

Schengen

The Anti-Agent

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Nation-building never works."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"You're fired."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'How fast can you hype?'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Pretty Flowers

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Trump pardons

Neo-International Law

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"National security adviser"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Putin and Zelensky

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe