Community Relations Pillows

"No, these are the community's complaints."

"Let's handle this the way neighbors do in an adversarial society such as ours...litigate."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'How fast can you hype?'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

Social distancing

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"National security adviser"

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Love linked

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Be kind"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Arizona In Black

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."