Public Relation Gifts

'Look, we just need to make a few simple decisions. For once, can we do it without an endless squabble over whether we should take the high road or fly under the radar?'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"National security adviser"

Create some buzz!

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

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