Pub Protector Gifts

'You've had enough!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I think we may be related!"

No Soliciting

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

"You lack spontaniety."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

His & hers towels.

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Pint

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'