Pub Protector Pillows

'You've had enough!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

City Boy.

No Soliciting

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

"I think we may be related!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Pint

The Reaper's Arms

"Your shout!"