Pub Preservationist Pillows

'Why,that's awful - tearing it down are they?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

City Boy.

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Newspaper suicide.

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Professional woman in pub

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

"Your shout!"

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

The Reaper's Arms

You have had enough

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

"Excuse me - could you direct me to a grass verge..?"

'It was a lot more congenial when we had happy hour.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.