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'Why,that's awful - tearing it down are they?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'I know it's gassy...'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

City Boy.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

Newspaper suicide.

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Professional woman in pub

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

The Reaper's Arms

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Your shout!"

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "

You have had enough

'It's your round.'

"Not quite what I meant when I said your presentation should include a bar chart."

"I feel a draft."

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.